1. Only classical musicians know that Violins are actually made out of chocolate.
2. If you can play this here, you can play anywhere.
3. Piano tutors now reward their students with fruit.
4. Keep winking at the audience, they’ll never realise that you can’t play the clarinet.
5. How do you kick back and relax?
6. Actually, this is probably an accurate depiction of a theremin player :/
7. This is going to be a very difficult duet considering the violin doesn’t have any strings…
8. I’m not entirely sure how to explain this one.
9. How hipster do you have to be nowadays.
10. Violinists only speak through gestures and pointing with their bows.